Seriously?!

Laughter is the best medicine they say, so with that in mind, I just had to share this with you tonight....

When my mother saw something she couldn't believe, or if there was something she really disapproved of, she would "tsk tsk" and often say "what is the world coming to?"  As I get older "more mature" I frequently find myself thinking the same thing.... "What the heck is the world coming to?" That was my thought when I saw this today, in a coupon flyer that came with our newspaper....

Seriously??? ! "Spray before you poo, to keep nasty smells in your bowl." Ummmmm, I always thought you wanted to get rid of any smell.. by flushing when you were done ...? Am I missing something here?? Is this an April Fools joke? Perhaps a good choice for a gag gift?

Good Lord, what next!? Do we really need this product, folks??

(I hope you too find this funny... I certainly don't wish to offend anyone... )

So, tell me... Will V.I.Poo Pre-Poo toilet spray be on your shopping list this week? I'm dying to know... If anyone would like my Free Coupon, just let me know; you're welcome to it...
(Yes I will be back with more quilt show photos next.)

Peace,
Linda

Laughter is, and always will be, the best form of therapy.

A little chuckle for you...

I have lots of friends who send me emails with jokes, stories or other things to make me laugh (God bless 'em.. keep them coming, folks!) Sometimes they are just too good to not pass on, so today, I'm doing just that....here's your daily chuckle, thanks to my friends Jack and Sheila...


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....

On the bottom of McCain's Tiramisu dessert:  Do not turn upside down.  (Well, duhhh.. a bit late, don'cha think?)

On Planter's Peanuts:  Warning - Contains nuts.   (talk about a news flash!)

On Shopper's Drug children's cough medicine:  Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine. (We could do a lot to reduce the number of construction accidents if we could just get those five year olds with head colds off those bulldozers...)

On President's Choice Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.  (And you thought..??) 

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.  (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair...)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a Winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Would this be the Shoplifter Special??)

On a package of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be.....?)

On Swanson frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion, folks!)

On packaging for a Black and Decker iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save me a lot of time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.  (And I'm taking this because...?)

On most packages of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor:  Not to be used for the other use. (Ummmm, can someone help me out here?)

On a Westjet package of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3 - Say what?)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Canadian Tire chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.  (OMG, was there a lot of this happening somewhere??)

That's it folks. Your chuckle for the day.  They walk among us..........

Peace and laughter....

Linda 

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."  ~ Charlie Chaplin