Tuesday, September 27, 2016
SIGNS TO MAKE YOU CHUCKLE
Sign in a shoe repair shop:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix
Sign in a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
Sign at an Optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Sign on a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
Sign on an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
Sign on a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.
Sign in a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign at the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However if you don't , YOU will be de-lighted.
Sign in the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
And the best for last...
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:
Caution - This truck is full of political promises.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~ Charlie Chaplin